When my parents ask how school is

whatshouldbamacallme:

I’m like,

hahahah YESS


theepichumor:

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

(Source: oceanick, via epic-humor)


AFTER I GRADUATED COLLEGE

howdoiputthisgently:


AT THE CLUB LAST SATURDAY NIGHT

howdoiputthisgently:

HOW I THOUGHT I LOOKED

HOW I ACTUALLY LOOKED

hahahahaha dying.


WHEN I ASK MY FRIENDS HOW MY OUTFIT LOOKS

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M JUST LIKE


WHEN MY EX WANTS TO TALK

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M JUST LIKE


WHEN SOMEONE SKINNY MENTIONS THAT THEY DON’T WORK OUT

howdoiputthisgently:

I LOOK AT THEM AND SAY:


(via thatfunnyblog)


(via luxurioustreats)


(Source: tropical-breezee, via hussy-glamour-deactivated201208)